What Goes On In Your New Puppy’s Mind

1. I LOVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME?

2. You left the remote on the floor. It’s now mine. I will chew and digest it, or maybe I will bury it for later.

3. A shoe. This is mine also. I will chew on it, protect it and hide it from anyone that tries to take it away from me.

4. Please Please PLEASE SCRATCH MY BELLY!!!

5. Food? Food? I smell People Food! Safe Scraps, PLEASE!!!

6. Please don’t spank me because I pee’d on the floor! I’m trying my best to pee outside, or on a piddle pad!!!

7. Will you love me forever? If so, I will love you back forever!!!

8. Can I sleep with you on your bed at night?

9. Pet me while I am eating so I learn not to bite the hand that feeds!

10. Those fingers taste delicious….may I lick them?

Leave a Comment